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A lot of people cry when they cut onions...

The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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posted by "Mary" |
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When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer, I could follow all the moves.

But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football since there were many seconds between plays.

But that caught up with me so I switched to baseball since there could be several minutes between plays.

But then I started going to sleep between the plays and lost whole innings.

What to do?

I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between drawing cards, the game is the same when I wake up.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I loaned $10,000 to my (former) best friend to get plastic surgery.

I haven't heard from him in nine months, and now I don't know what he looks like.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A policeman is praying at a church when a priest comes to him.

Priest: “Tell me son, who killed Abel?’

Policeman: “I'm sorry Father, but you'll have to ask the detective in charge of this Abel's murder case.”

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posted by "Psalmlocoh" |