Best Jokes

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Why was England once the geometry capital of the world?

Because it was originally settled by the Angles.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
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I took the job at a bakery...

Because I kneaded dough!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years' salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."

"I can't help but ask madam why you would leave a job with such benefits, the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt.”

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "merk" |