Best Jokes

We should have a way of telling people when they have bad breath.

Something like, "Well, I'm bored... let's go brush our teeth."

Or, "I've got to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth for me, will you."

After smattering a bazillion flying insects on his Jeep windshield, Harvey came to a stoplight. That very moment another sacrificial bug arrives —

“Mr. Harvey, I beg of you... spare my life and I’ll wash your windshield every day for a year!”

"Nah, I don’t think so," states Harvey.

“Why the heck not?” responds the bug.

‘Well, it’s my wife’s car, and she could use the exercise.”

What do you call it when your mother's sisters all gather at a funeral to avenge your death?

Vigil Aunties