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An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass, on learning it wasn't real, returned to her future husband and protested vehemently about his cheapness.

"It was in honor of St. Patrick's Day," he smiled. "I gave you a sham rock."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I am constantly drinking Diet Coke.

On a rainy day I told my 9 year-old son that I needed an umbrella because I’m made of sugar and will melt in the rain.

He said, “You sure it's not artificial sugar?”

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posted by "Juniper" |
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They told me I had type A blood, but turns out it was a type-O.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you call the ritual of giving honorary college degrees to celebrities?

Artificial Intelligence.

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |