Best Jokes

The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."

"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"

Q: Why do radio announcers have little hands?

A: Wee paws for station identification.

What does a farmer say when he is looking for his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What else would he say???]

I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.

How Dairy He!