Best Jokes

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Q: Why do radio announcers have little hands?

A: Wee paws for station identification.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What does a farmer say when he is looking for his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What else would he say???]

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "starkepatrik" |
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I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.

How Dairy He!

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "PastorMcCue" |
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We were standing in line outside a busy restaurant. The harried hostess was checking to find out how many people were in each group. "Party of two," the woman behind us said to her, "and could we please have Michelle?"

Annoyed looks turned to knowing smiles when she added, "Michelle is my daughter, and just once in my life I want her to wait on me!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |