Best Jokes

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Knowing that most items seem not to be manufactured in the USA, I noticed my new smart TV was "BUILT IN ANTENNA".

I don't even know where Antenna is located!

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CATEGORY National Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France?

They’re actually cooked in Greece.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Top ways high egg prices are changing the world:

Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.

Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.

"Laying an egg" is now a compliment.

People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.

You can have a steak. Or, for $2 more, an egg salad sandwich.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-sooner!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |