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A physician had just finished up a colonoscopy.

Before the patient leaves, he asks the physician, "Could you write a note for my wife, saying that my head isn't really up there?"

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I ordered from a catalog product number 699.

Today, I I received a package with the number 669 on the side.

I called customer service and my they told me to turn the package over.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What would you call something that cleans vacuums?

"Vacuum Cleaner" is already taken.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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My mother and father were driving when she was pulled over by the police. Mom was in a hurry and told the officer so.

“I understand ma’am,” he said. “But I have to ticket anyone over 55.”

Mom was beside herself. “That’s discrimination!” she shouted.

The officer explained calmly, “Ma'am, I meant the speed limit.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |