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They told me I had type A blood, but turns out it was a type-O.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you call the ritual of giving honorary college degrees to celebrities?

Artificial Intelligence.

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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8am: Too tired to think.

Noon: Too tired to think.

5pm: Too tired to think.

Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles?

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My girlfriend isn't the brightest bulb. One day when she was being particularly dimwitted, I said in frustration, "What's your IQ anyway?!"

She shot back defiantly, "20/20!"

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posted by "merk" |