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Favorite this joke Knowing that most items seem not to be manufactured in the USA, I noticed my new smart TV was "BUILT IN ANTENNA".
I don't even know where Antenna is located!
Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France?
They’re actually cooked in Greece.
Top ways high egg prices are changing the world:
Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.
Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.
"Laying an egg" is now a compliment.
People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.
You can have a steak. Or, for $2 more, an egg salad sandwich.
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcu-sooner!
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