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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-sooner!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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- Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.

- I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.

I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

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