Best Jokes

What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible?

An eighth-eist.

My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Cincinnati Reds one night.

Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a foul ball.

Miraculously, I managed to catch it on the fly.

As I sat down, breathless with excitement, my wife turns to me and says, "That was nice! How many of those do you get a game?"

What happens if you turn back time?

You emit.