Best Jokes

I had some words for my wife...

She had some paragraphs for me!

Two farmers, a bit hard of hearing were talking.

Frank: Are you going to Adrian's today?

Joe: No, I’m going to Adrian's.

Frank: Oh, my bad. I thought you were going to Adrian's today.

My nephew came over the other day and he was wearing a helmet, shoulder pads, knee pads, and gloves.

He said, "I'm gonna ride my bike!"

I said, "Where? Through a minefield?"

My two-year old granddaughter, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by the dentist.

Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "Wake up! This is not church!"