A man walked into the community store at a remote village. "Pardon me," he said. "But I'm a bit new to this town. Where is the movie theater?"

"We don't have one." the clerk replied.

"Hmm, okay, what about a golf course?"

"We don't have one."

"Well, where's your local football stadium? Surely you must play football."

"Nope."

"Well, then what do you do for fun around here? Where do you people go fishing and boating?"

"The same place where we play football, watch movies and golf."