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"It's not about how tired you are, it's about how tired you're making everyone else."

- My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Bee" |
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While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new desktop computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?"

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A man was walking down the street stealing loads of garden gates...

No one said anything in case he took a fence!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "raza" |
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I know a guy who actually took his first date to a gym...

Needless to say, they didn't work out.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "tljbabu" |