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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Bob Mc Crob" |
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I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head.

“I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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A snail goes to buy a car and looks at several models. He looks a the 'z' car, an 'x' car, and an 's' car.

He decides to buy the 's' car.

Now when he drives down the street, everyone says look at that 's'-car-go!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jon Good" |
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Girl friend (whilst having a romantic dinner at a restaurant): "Say something which spurs my heart-beat"
Boy-Friend: "I forgot to bring any money"

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Ali" |