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Who Let Them Out?
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NEWS BROADCASTER:
Today in London, British Rockers Pete Townsend and Rodger Daltry, of the band The Who, broke into a Veterinary Hospital.

It it reported they set free all the Rottweilers and Pitt Bulls.

Police in Scotland Yard stated, "They now know that 'The Who' let the dogs out!"

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Gamers Gathering
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Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Monkey Business
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What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?

Won't be long now...

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The Thanksgiving Prayer
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May your dressing be tasty, May your turkey be plump...

May your potatoes and gravy, Have never a lump...

May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize...

And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off your thighs!

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posted by "wadejagz" |