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Favorite this joke Ron and John were building a house. John was on a ladder, nailing. He'd reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over his shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.
Ron couldn't stand it any longer and yelled, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"
John explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me, I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it."
Ron replied, "What's wrong with you? Don't throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house."
Knock-knock..
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
Two young boys were out playing. One of them was showing off his new water pistol.
"Tell your mom you want one of these too. Then we can shoot water at each other!" he exclaimed.
" I don't think so," said the other boy. "My mom says we have hard water!"
Please, always be alert and watch out for the people around you.
Yesterday, when I was on a sidewalk making my way home, a man came to me and drew scissors.
I was panicked so I immediately responded with a rock.
Imagine if I was not alert, I might have accidentally answered with paper and lost the game.
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