Best Jokes

What’s a snorer?

A sound sleeper.

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."

Most men are like bank accounts...

When they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me.

I found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.