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I haven't sold any copies of my autobiography...

That's the story of my life.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |
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Dave lost his wife's audiobook...

And now he'll never hear the end of it.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Two young boys named Dexter and Billy were sitting on a river bank talking and fishing.

Dexter: "Presidents have defining moments. Some of their statements are remembered by history for all time. Franklin Roosevelt said, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' When people are impressed by a president's words they repeat it and in time many become iconic quotes."

Billy: "Come on man, your pulling my leg."

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posted by "Marty" |
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I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.

I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!

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posted by "wadejagz" |