Best Jokes

Traffic cop: "Your license, please."

Motorist: "Pardon me, I'm afraid I forgot."

Traffic cop: "You forgot and left it at home?"

Motorist: "No, forgot to get one."

Interviewer: I want to ask you a question, and your answer must be quick.

Me: Okay.

Interviewer: 12 + 37 = ?

Me: Quick!

The doctor says to his patient at the end of a checkup, “Okay, let’s do a stress tolerance test."

"What's that Doc?" asked the patient.

"Nurse, the bill please!”