Best Jokes

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Matt: "It's times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my Dad always said."

Jake: "What did he say?"

"I don't know, I wasn't listening."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
$50.00 won 2 votes

My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...

Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”

2 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

She: "Honey, I don't like you with the new glasses on."

He: "But sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

She: "True, but I do."

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.

Reports say he didn't suffer too long...

As he was only married 3 days!

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |