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My two-year old granddaughter, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by the dentist.

Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "Wake up! This is not church!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Paul: What are you making?

Arthur: A brilliant new invention.

Paul: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Arthur: Go ahead and laugh. They laughed at Edison, they laughed at Bell, they laughed at Geck.

Paul: Who's Geck?

Arthur: You mean you never heard of Charles Geck?
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Paul: No, what did he invent?

Arthur: Nothing, but they sure laughed at him.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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A notice board at a restaurant: "Eat, drink, have fun....your grandson will pay the bill!"

After a tummy filled meal, Albert was approached by the waiter with the bill.

Albert pointed the waiter to the notice board.

Waiter: "This is your grandfather's bill."

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posted by "Ramesh" |
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A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, as a bonus, here's an extra $100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. "What's the matter," asked the homeowner, "did you forget something?"

"No," replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |