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Favorite this joke A mother and son where out for lunch at a diner.
The waitress says, "Cops and kids under 5 eat for free!"
Mother discreetly nudges her 6 year old.
The son says, "I'm a police."
What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible?
An eighth-eist.
My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Cincinnati Reds one night.
Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a foul ball.
Miraculously, I managed to catch it on the fly.
As I sat down, breathless with excitement, my wife turns to me and says, "That was nice! How many of those do you get a game?"
I may not be my mom's favorite child...
But I know I am the first one that comes to mind when the police show up.
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