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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "aak" |
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A judge in Louisville decided a jury went ''a little bit too far'' in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.

The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.

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CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A hog farmer decided to give names to his new piglets. Two of them were always getting into mischief.

His wife asked what names he was giving this pair.

He answered sharply, "Hamfull and Mayham!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Little Billy: "Mommy got mad at me today."

Little Susie: "Really? Why?"

Little Billy: "This morning she said, 'I wish I had some new clothes. If people came to visit, they'd think I was the cook.' An' I said, 'They wouldn't think that for long if they stayed for dinner.'"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |