A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.
He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"
Yellowstone tourist: "Look at all those big rocks! Wherever did they come from?"
Yellowstone guide: "The glaciers brought them down."
Tourist (cluelessly): "But where are the glaciers?"
Guide (wearily): "The glaciers ... have gone back for more rocks."
I don't believe in reincarnation...
I didn't believe in it the last time, either.
A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter.
The lion ate only one. Which one and why?
He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's digest and writer's cramp.