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A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.

He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Yellowstone tourist: "Look at all those big rocks! Wherever did they come from?"

Yellowstone guide: "The glaciers brought them down."

Tourist (cluelessly): "But where are the glaciers?"

Guide (wearily): "The glaciers ... have gone back for more rocks."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I don't believe in reincarnation...

I didn't believe in it the last time, either.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter.

The lion ate only one. Which one and why?

He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's digest and writer's cramp.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |