Best Jokes

He who laughs last... didn't get it!

On a Butcher's window....

"Let Me Meat Your Needs!"

A camel can work for a week without drinking...

A man can drink for a week without working.

After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.

"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."

The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"

"Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."