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Favorite this joke I just finished candy shopping for Halloween.
That’s when the 55 and over seniors in golf carts show up for trick or trick, in my community.
They will have there choice of: Prilosec; Pepto, Zyrtec, Mylanta, or the ever popular, Gas-X.
I haven't sold any copies of my autobiography...
That's the story of my life.
Two young boys named Dexter and Billy were sitting on a river bank talking and fishing.
Dexter: "Presidents have defining moments. Some of their statements are remembered by history for all time. Franklin Roosevelt said, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' When people are impressed by a president's words they repeat it and in time many become iconic quotes."
Billy: "Come on man, your pulling my leg."
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