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After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies.

Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.”

His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Moe: Did you hear about the trouble in the bakery last night?

Joe: No, what happened?

Moe: Two stale buns tried to get fresh.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, "I need a baseball quote."

I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous, "It ain't over 'til it's over!"

There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, "What was that?"

"You asked me for a baseball quote," I responded, "and that was the first thing that came into my head."

"Oh," she replied. "My husband told me to call and get a baseball quote."

I asked if she wanted to ship something and she said she did. Then it dawned on me so I asked, "Do you mean you want a ballpark figure?"

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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Why did the Frenchman put mushrooms into his bowl of Wheaties?

Because it’s the breakfast of champignons!

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posted by "Wano U" |