Best Jokes

2 votes

Words that mean what they sound like...

Counterfeiters: workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

What is Econometrics?

It is the art of drawing a crooked line from an unproven assumption to a foregone conclusion.

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$10.00 won 2 votes
 

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour.

The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |