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Favorite this joke How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!
A judge in Louisville decided a jury went ''a little bit too far'' in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.
The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.
A hog farmer decided to give names to his new piglets. Two of them were always getting into mischief.
His wife asked what names he was giving this pair.
He answered sharply, "Hamfull and Mayham!"
Little Billy: "Mommy got mad at me today."
Little Susie: "Really? Why?"
Little Billy: "This morning she said, 'I wish I had some new clothes. If people came to visit, they'd think I was the cook.' An' I said, 'They wouldn't think that for long if they stayed for dinner.'"
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