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Do Not Bend
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A man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A Programmer's Verse
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Old Programmers do not die... they decompile.

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CATEGORY Programmer Jokes
posted by "Katyman123" |
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Horse Jury Duty
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A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury.

One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?"

The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "The Punderdog" |
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All Dressed Up
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When a strip club isn't open there should be a sign that reads:

"Sorry, We're Clothed!"

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |