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What is the difference between a Finance Manager and an Accountant?

A Finance Manager is concerned with what is to the left of the comma. An Accountant is worried with what is to the right of the decimal!

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
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posted by "Kevin W Simonton" |
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A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to, and seized the telephone table. It fell over with a crash, jarring the receiver off the hook.

As it fell, it hit the family dog, which leaped up, howling and barking. The woman's three-year-old son, startled by this noise, broke into loud screams. The woman mumbled some colorful words. She finally managed to pick up the receiver and lift it to her ear, just in time to hear her husband's voice on the other end say, "Nobody's said hello yet, but I'm positive I have the right number."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.

Thereisnospacebar.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?"

"No, this is 555-1112." Jeff replied.

"Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you," the woman said.

"That's alright," Jeff said. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |