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Little Billy: "Mommy got mad at me today."

Little Susie: "Really? Why?"

Little Billy: "This morning she said, 'I wish I had some new clothes. If people came to visit, they'd think I was the cook.' An' I said, 'They wouldn't think that for long if they stayed for dinner.'"

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