The wife was angry. The man then said," Ask me any question and I'll answer honestly."
The wife asked," What were you doing last night?"
The man answered, "Honestly?"
Legend says the man is now single.
"Man, me and my wife had a fight yesterday."
"Oh yea, about what?"
"You see, I wanted to watch the game but she wanted to watch a movie."
"So, how was the movie?"
I wanted to try online dating, so I clicked around until I saw someone I found attractive.
We started chatting, and everything was going great, until she told me her career is "professional blood donor".
That's when I knew she wasn't my type.
Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?
Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?"
Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"