There was a lawyer who was a big U2 fan...
Yeah, he was pro-Bono!
A bachelor is defined as:
A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
What kind of food do Priests eat?
Parishable food.
The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?"
"Yes."
"And if you had a cow?"
"Absolutely."
"And a goat?"
"Sure."
"A pig?"
"Now, that's not fair!" protested the farmer. "You know I have a pig!"