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Plaster Bottles
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Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"

Liam: "What?"

Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Nothing Developed
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I tried to sue a company that sold an expensive camera that wouldn’t focus.

There was no resolution.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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Music On the Fly
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This lady I know is pretty incredible at composing music on the fly...

But one day she fell off!

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posted by "Ashton Sprunger" |
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A Dog's Protection
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My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men."

"Perfect," my sister-in-law thought and took the dog.

Then one day she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react. Soon it became clear the the trainer wasn't kidding. As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |