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Two beefy men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done.

As they were getting ready to leave, I asked them to put the heavy appliances back in place.

The two men demanded $45 for this service, stating it was not in their contract.

I really had no choice but to pay them.

As soon as they left, however, the doorbell rang. It was the two men. They asked me to move my car, which was blocking their van.

I told them my fee was $45.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Father: Are you playing with that video game again? What about studying?! What about homework?!

Son: Ahhh, school is such a bore!

Father: Listen, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked ten miles to school! When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he did his homework by fire-light!

Son: And when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Farmer to Customer: "Do you know how to tell the difference between a Georgia peach and a Great Northern peach?"

Customer: "No."

Farmer: "Their accent."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Janice Marler" |
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Why was England once the geometry capital of the world?

Because it was originally settled by the Angles.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Glenn Diamant" |