Best Jokes

The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam.

The professor looked the student over and replied, "I think you will have lots of problems on the final."

Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"

Liam: "What?"

Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”

I tried to sue a company that sold an expensive camera that wouldn’t focus.

There was no resolution.

This lady I know is pretty incredible at composing music on the fly...

But one day she fell off!