Best Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage...

I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...

Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.

Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag?

Because they have a lot of buds.

A customer called his car-rental company and said he needed a tow. The driver named the highway where he was stranded, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving.

The representative asked for a more detailed description beyond "a blue four-door sedan".

After a pause, the driver replied, "Well, it's the one on fire."