Best Jokes

I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...

Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.

Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag?

Because they have a lot of buds.

A customer called his car-rental company and said he needed a tow. The driver named the highway where he was stranded, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving.

The representative asked for a more detailed description beyond "a blue four-door sedan".

After a pause, the driver replied, "Well, it's the one on fire."

A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her.

Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there.

"Here," she said, handing him the coats. "This time you put the children into their coats, and I'll go honk the horn."