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Me wee Oyrish Mum yanked me out of Med School immediately upon learning that the boy and girl students had to share a single curriculum.

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "Donald Gaynor" |
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Dying wife to her husband:

Wife: I know you'll marry again someday. She will live in this house and sleep in our bed, and use my dishes. And that's alright. But I want you to promise me something.

Husband: What's that honey?

Wife: I don't want your 2nd wife to wear my clothes.

Husband: Alright I promise. Your clothes won't fit Betty anyhow.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wildcats3333" |
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Q: What do you call a cat that drinks your lemonade?

A: A Sour Puss

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dreamer" |
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Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?

If it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Mar Mar" |