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A bachelor is defined as:

A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What kind of food do Priests eat?

Parishable food.

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?"

"Yes."

"And if you had a cow?"

"Absolutely."

"And a goat?"

"Sure."

"A pig?"

"Now, that's not fair!" protested the farmer. "You know I have a pig!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her backyard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to her house to investigate and he returned 1-1/2 hours later with a black eye.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |