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mcdanijt

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Member Since : Apr, 2019
# of jokes posted : 52
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 16.00
4 votes

Cop: You know how fast you were going?

Guy: Sorry officer, I was just trying to catch up with traffic.

Cop: What traffic? The road is empty.

Guy: Yea, that's how far behind I am.

4 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "mcdanijt" |
3 votes

Two guys go into a pub. There is a swing band playing the old song "Yes, we have no bananas".

Guy 1: I love this song!

Guy 2: Yes. I think it's written by Mozart.

Guy 1: Of course it's not. They didn't make swing music in Mozart's time.

Guy 2: Yes they did!

Guy 1: You're stupid! They didn't even have bananas back then.

Guy 2: I know, that's the name of the song!

3 votes

posted by "mcdanijt" |
4 votes

"Where do you see yourself in six months?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

4 votes

posted by "mcdanijt" |
2 votes

Upon arrival, the lumberjack started to swing at the tree, when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”

2 votes

posted by "mcdanijt" |