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mcdanijt

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Member Since : Apr, 2019
# of jokes posted : 52
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 16.00
$5.00 won 4 votes
 

During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week, in the outdoors.

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big trees. I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered, so I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine."

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoor woman!"

"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really bad golfer!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...

He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "mcdanijt" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

People get impressed when I tell them my home is designed by a famous Italian...

Until I invite them home and they realize I live in a Fiat.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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