Top ways high egg prices are changing the world:
Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.
Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.
"Laying an egg" is now a compliment.
People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.
You can have a steak. Or, for $2 more, an egg salad sandwich.
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Dan the Man 009 : Voted
chihuahuabulldog : Voted, starred. I thought this was for jokes?! ;-) I'm going to go hold that empty egg carton I saved...and try not to cry.