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“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life...

Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "CorvetteRon" |
  • zee : "Answering machines" are now called "voicemail." Wonder how many American chicken}{its will leave such a voicemail hello. We're changing ours by plagiarizing this salutation but changing "I am" to "I'm" & "do not" to "don't"~~which is how people talk. Good one.

    • Dan the Man 009 : Voted

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