I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
One of the most popular questions asked at our family restaurant is, “What’s good tonight?”
Now, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. So I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband.
He calmly replied, “Anything over $17.95.”
Did a little mechanical work today...
I put a rear end in a recliner.