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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.

Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 8 votes

One of the most popular questions asked at our family restaurant is, “What’s good tonight?”

Now, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. So I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband.

He calmly replied, “Anything over $17.95.”

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posted by "srg" |