My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
One of the most popular questions asked at our family restaurant is, “What’s good tonight?”
Now, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. So I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband.
He calmly replied, “Anything over $17.95.”