The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”
“I got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.
“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”
“Oh but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.