Best Jokes

My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.

Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”

I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!

A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

One of the most popular questions asked at our family restaurant is, “What’s good tonight?”

Now, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. So I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband.

He calmly replied, “Anything over $17.95.”