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"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?"

“A choir?”

"Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"

8 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$5.00 won 8 votes

At a psychiatrist's office:
- Do you consume alcohol?
- No.
- Do you smoke?
- No.
- Do you use drugs?
- No.
- Do you play cards?
- No.
- Do you run after other women?
- No.
- So why did you come to me?
- You see, doc, I have one little problem... I lie a lot.

8 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "mlr9" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...

He had selfie steam issues.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”

“I got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.

“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”

“Oh but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |