On his first day back to work after the birth of his son, Randy's supervisor said, "I understand you have a new youngster at your house?"
Randy glanced around apprehensively, "For heaven's sake, you can't hear him all the way out here, can you?"
Sitting on the bank of a stream a young fisherman trolled his bait lazily in the water and chewed comfortably on a blade of grass.
"Catch anything yet?" asked the stranger.
"Nope," murmured the fishermen.
"That's strange. It appears to be such a fine stream for trout," said the stranger.
"It must be," replied the fishermen, "they refuse to leave it."