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What is an alien's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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posted by "Clown" |
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A participant in a duel showed up armed with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry...

But I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships just don't work out.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |