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Never, NEVER, NEVER make your girlfriend mad...

They can remember stuff that that hasn't even happened yet!

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted!

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Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"

Me: "Her son back!"

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One doctor ask another if, "Are you any good at palmistry?"

"Well, not exactly. However, the other night I did look at a lady's hand, and one glance told me she was going to be lucky," he replied.

"Why how's that?" the first doctor ask.

The reply: "Well it had four aces in it."

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posted by "shirley Mc" |