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$10.00 won 9 votes

The minister, meeting a neighbor's son after church, noticed he had a black eye. He put his hand on the boys head and says, "My boy, I pray you may never fight again. And that you will never get a black eye again."

"Thank you," the boy answered. "You may want to go home and pray for your own son too, I just gave him two of them."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$6.00 won 9 votes

Never, NEVER, NEVER make your girlfriend mad...

They can remember stuff that that hasn't even happened yet!

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted!

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "mlr9" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"

Me: "Her son back!"

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |