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$6.00 won 9 votes

A man says to a friend, “My wife is on a three-week diet.”

“Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?” asks his pal.

He replies, “Two weeks.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

A man was looking for someone to paint his porch. So he hired a young lady and told her what to do. After about 30 minutes, the lady came to the door and said, “I’m done.”

The man asked, “How did you get done so fast?”

The lady said, “It was hard at first, but it got easier towards the end. And by the way, it’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”

9 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

Why did the barber win the race?

Because he took a short-cut!

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

An elderly man was remembering the good old days. “When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese, and 10 eggs.

Nowadays that is impossible... there are simply too many security cameras!

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Leogal" |