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College is really just kidnapping done backwards...

If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back!

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...

It was a broth of fresh air!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A guy goes to the doctor, “Do you have something against a persistent hiccup?”

The doctor gives him a huge slap in the face and says, “Yes. Sorry, this is the best treatment.”

The guy holds his cheek and says, “Okay, but it’s actually my wife who’s got the issue!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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posted by "Glen Rae" |