Best Jokes

Doctor: "Ms. Markus, I want you to go to the lab for a blood workup. You don't have to fast."

Ms. Markus: "Fast? Doctor I'm seventy-nine, how fast can I go? I can barely walk!"

If everyone were employed...

Where would unemployment officers be?

Is it the end of the world if I do not know the meaning of the word APOCALYPSE?

A child goes to his father and asks, "Father, how do parents think of names for their children?"

The father answers, "Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?"