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Sharon: I tell you, Doctor, even though I’m dieting, I’m still gaining weight!

Doctor: You might be pregnant.

Sharon: What?! That can’t be, I use birth control pills!

Doctor: That’s not a hundred percent certain.

Sharon: Then what is?

Doctor: Abstinence.

Sharon: Would you give me a prescription for it?

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child...

Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A cinema actor, suing for a breach of contract, described himself as the greatest actor in the world.

One of his friends took him to task for so loudly singing his own praises.

"I know," replied the actor, "it must have sounded somewhat conceited, but, remember, I was under oath."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Girl: Were you named after your father?

Boy: No.

Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "chihuahuabulldog" |