Best Jokes

"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?"

"Because she wants to rise and shine."

Sigmund Freud gave his lady friend some Lingerie for Christmas...

It was a Freudian slip.

A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.

They're going to call it: "Coffee with Kareem and Sugar"

What did the volcano say to the earth?

What else, "I lava you!"