Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?"
"Because she wants to rise and shine."
Sigmund Freud gave his lady friend some Lingerie for Christmas...
It was a Freudian slip.
A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.
They're going to call it: "Coffee with Kareem and Sugar"