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Up In The Sky
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A man jumps from a plane and as he descends pulls his parachute only nothing happens so he pulls his reserve and still no luck so as he contemplates flapping his arms like a bird when he spies a man coming up towards him.

Calling out to the man “DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?”

The other man replies “NO! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAS COOKERS?”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "B-Chocky" |
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Astronaut Job
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Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.

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CATEGORY Office Jokes
posted by "wildcats3333" |
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Difference
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What's the difference between a pun and a fart? A pun is a shift of wit and a fart is...............

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "alldritt" |
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Buddha walks up to a Hot Dog Vendor
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Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "JerryU" |