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An airplane was experiencing engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers return to their seats and prepare for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

“All set back here, captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers are still going around handing out business cards.”

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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My husband bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement but didn't use it much, so he moved it to the bedroom. It gathered dust there, too, so he put it in the living room.

Weeks later I asked how it was going. "I was right," he said. "I do get more exercise now. Every time I close the drapes, I have to walk around the machine."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "kellymario" |
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A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773."

A not so bright student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Wife: "I wish I were Juliet, and I had a Romeo..."

Husband: "If you would have been Juliet, I don't think Romeo would've chosen to die."

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posted by "RS" |