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A cinema actor, suing for a breach of contract, described himself as the greatest actor in the world.

One of his friends took him to task for so loudly singing his own praises.

"I know," replied the actor, "it must have sounded somewhat conceited, but, remember, I was under oath."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Girl: Were you named after your father?

Boy: No.

Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "chihuahuabulldog" |
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Billy: I asked my dog three questions and he got two of them right.

Trevor: What three questions?

Billy: I asked what covers a tree and he said bark. I asked him what the texture of bark is and he said ruff. I then asked him if he knew what the winning lottery numbers are next Saturday night?

Trevor: He missed the lottery number question right?

Billy: I don't know, I'll tell you on Sunday.


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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Marty" |
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Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back.

Fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Peter P." |