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A businessman is walking along the street dragging one foot, and he bumps into another guy also dragging a foot.
"What happened to you?" asked the business man.
"Iraq, 2003. What about you?" asks the other guy.
"Dog poop, two blocks back."
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Doctor: "You need new glasses."
Patient: "How do you know? I haven't told you what's wrong with me yet."
Doctor: "I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window."
The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized the Maitre D, "but there are no tables available."
"One moment, my friend," said the man, drawing himself up. "I happen to be Gregory R. Caruthers, the sportsman."
"I'd like to accommodate you, Mr. Caruthers, but there just isn't a table available this evening."
"I bet if the President came in and asked for a table, there'd be one available."
"Yes-s-s," the other admitted, "I suppose there would be a table available for the President."
"Good! I'll take it. He isn't coming!"
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