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The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.

I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?"

A small girl replied, "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"

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The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."

"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"

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posted by "Retired Terp" |