Best Jokes

Why was the little shoe sad?

Because his Mother was a sneaker and his Dad was a loafer.

Texas makes me think of the old slogan "Remember the Alamo."

It seems that during that battle, the guy in charge of the whole thing put his wife, of all people, on the battle line. She was shot by the enemy, shattered her patella, and had to be removed from the front line.

After the fighting was over, she divorced her husband, and sued for Alamo-knee.

How come nailing something down is good...

But screwing something up is bad?