Best Jokes

Man: I just got back from a real pleasure trip.

Friend: Where did you go?

Man: I took my mother-in-law to the airport!

Irritated Boss: "Can't you hear that the phone is ringing? You must answer the telephone!"

New Secretary: "All right, but it seems so silly. Nine times out of ten, it's for you."

Jill complained to Nina, "Rosey told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Nina in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jill. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."

While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out.

"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."