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This country’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

The search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Father is giving his son some life advice.

Father: “If you want to be a good man, you must be honest and cautious in life.”

Son: “And what does that mean?”

Father: “You must fulfill everything you’ve promised.”

Son: “And cautious?”

Father: “Never make any promises.”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Two hitmen are walking together deep into a scary woodland.

The first hitman says, “I don’t mind admitting I feel a little afraid!”

The second hitman replies,” How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!”

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Noel Mills" |
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Major damage after Hurricane Miley and Hurricane Cyrus merged together and then jammed into the mainland...

Witnesses say the scene looked like it was hit by a wrecking ball.

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posted by "Marty" |