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Last year I entered a Halloween costume contest as Quasimodo.

I didn't win.

I have a "hunch" that I'll be "back" this year.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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On their 25th wedding anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for them when they returned.

After the couple got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: "Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!"

"I suppose," the husband responded, "we could vacuum."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A man was the first to arrive at work one morning. The phone rang and he answered. When the caller asked for some specific information, the man explained that it was before normal business hours but that he would help if he could.

"What's your job there?" the caller asked.

The man replied, "I'm the company president."

There was a pause. Then the caller said, "I'll call back later. I need to talk to someone who knows something about what's going on."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Pro tip: if you add coconut oil to your kale...

It makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Kate Jones" |