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Favorite this joke A foreign correspondent, did a feature story in a country in the Middle East, several years ago and before their was conflict there. She noted women walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the old regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.
She approached one of the women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?"
'The woman looked her straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Moral is, no matter what language you speak or where you go... Behind every man, there's a smart woman!
Q: Why should you never give a bear alot of food?
A: Because they won't be able to bear it all.
Why do hamburgers always win races?
Because they're FAST FOOD!
What seems to be your challenge Mr. Smith?
Well Doc, I’m a compulsive liar.
You’re telling the truth right now aren’t you!
No.
Mr. Smith one of your statements has to be the truth!
Not really!
And why not?
I’m omnipotent
So you have a God complex whereas anything is possible?
No, that’s my name.
Your parents named you omnipotent?!?!
No
Mr. Jones (skeptical voice)
What?
You’re not telling me the truth here!
That’s what I said in the first place Doc.
Yes, you did say that. When did you recognize that you’re a liar?
I’m not a liar.
Yes you are, you’ve been lying to me.
No I didn’t! I think you’re projecting. You’re the liar!
I’m the Doctor and you’re the liar.
I knew this was a waste of my time; I’m leaving! Good luck with your problem Doc!
Well at least you don’t hold grudges!
Yes I do! (As the door closes behind him).
Is it Friday yet?
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