I'm great at multi-tasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?
A: It dozen really matter...
I wrote a book about birds...
It flew off the shelf.
Sammy wants to test the math skills of his 5 year old cousin, Perry. He asks him, "If you have two candies and I give you two candies, how many candies will you have?"
Without hesitating, Perry answers. "Before I answer that, first give me the two candies."