(Wife) Eleanor Roosevelt said “intelligent people are those with ideas”.
(Husband) That sounds like me I always have ideas!
(Wife) Honey, I don’t think Mrs. Roosevelt was thinking about ideas that start out with, “Hey guys watch this!”
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!
What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?
Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!
Why did Batman change in a phone booth?
Apparently he was having an identity crisis.