Best Jokes

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I'm great at multi-tasking.

I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?

A: It dozen really matter...

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posted by "sman" |
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I wrote a book about birds...

It flew off the shelf.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Sammy wants to test the math skills of his 5 year old cousin, Perry. He asks him, "If you have two candies and I give you two candies, how many candies will you have?"

Without hesitating, Perry answers. "Before I answer that, first give me the two candies."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Willy Kalala" |